Hello tenacious MSTies! It’s day 14 of our Turkey Day Tournament and I’ve got your competitors for today (and as always, if you’ve fallen behind, do check out Polls Central to catch up on battles you may have missed!).
Today’s match up features round 1 winner (and Ed Wood masterpiece) The Sinister Urge against the second Beverly Garland effort of this tournament, Gunslinger. Let’s drink a laaaaaaht and get on with the voting!
Happy Friday, Turkey Day electorate! I must say, yesterday’s vote was a bit of a surprise for me. Classic favorite The Day the Earth Froze faced off against Quest of the Delta Knights and I genuinely expected the latter to be crushed by the power of SAMPO. However, these two valiant competitors held to a 50/50 split for a good part of the day! The Day the Earth Froze has since pulled into the lead, but voting remains open for a couple days yet, so we will see if the race remains close.
Before I get to today’s vote, I want to remind you all that the closing event to our MIGIZI fundraiser is TONIGHT, and it’s totally free, so do show up for it as it’s going to be great. Check out that poster! (You can click on it to make it bigger!)
All right, on to the battle for today. Round 1 winner and super-popular Pod People confronts the wildly underrated The Girl in Lovers Lane. Cast your vote below, and we hope to see you tonight! Wear your yellow dress, you know, the one with the ruffles on it.
Howdy, Turkey Day voters, and welcome to day 12 of our tournament! Yesterday saw round 1 winner The Touch of Satan go up against Hobgoblins and some of you were not happy about having to make that choice. Hobgoblins has the lead right now, but voting will be open for a couple more days! And as always, Polls Central stands ready to get you caught up on voting, if you’ve fallen behind.
Today’s match-up features two episodes starring somewhat hapless heroes on legendary journeys. I’m going to tell y’all something that will probably make you lose all respect for me, but: I unabashedly love Quest of the Delta Knights. I would probably happily watch it even unriffed. It’s just so perfectly terrible and great! And it wasn’t available to stream for a long time.
That said, The Day the Earth Froze is a tough competitor, so I am prepared for this to be a total rout. If it inspires even one of you to go watch Quest of the Delta Knights who hasn’t seen it before, I will consider this battle a success.
On to today’s vote! Make it count!
Welcome back to the continuing saga of the Turkey Day Tournament! Yesterday we saw round 1 winner Devil Fish face off against a very difficult competitor in fan favorite I Accuse My Parents, and young Jimmy Wilson has opened a commanding lead against electricians everywhere.
Voting closes in two days, so pop on over to yesterday’s post and make your opinion known if you haven’t already done so! (You can also catch up on all our Turkey Day battles thus far at Polls Central.)
On to today’s battle! The Touch of Satan may have easily overcome its round 1 challenger, but today’s fighter could prove a more difficult opponent. Satan faces off against Hobgoblins, and while we like to use fun conflict-laden gameday language around here, the truth is these two movies would almost certainly be bros, enjoying each other’s company for an evening’s entertainment at Club Scum.
Nevertheless, you have to choose! Cast your vote below.
Greetings, Turkey Day electorate! Welcome back to round 2 of our tournament. It’ll be interesting to see what direction these match-ups take as we get deeper into the bracket. Three Joel episodes made it through round 1, compared to five for Mike, and though there are a few more yet-to-be-revealed contenders, who knows what the end result will be? This could be the first Turkey Day with non-equal Joel and Mike episodes in a long time.
If you’d like to take a look at the end results for any of the battles so far, or catch up on votes you may have missed, you can see all the polls we’ve done here on Polls Central!
On to today’s match-up: I am really at a loss for how to connect these two movies. Maybe it can’t be done. One features a bunch of Europeans pretending to be Americans, and one follows the sad story of a lonely young man’s compulsive lying. Oh wait, both movies feature characters whose primary distinguishing feature is their capacity for drunkenness! I knew I’d find a connection somewhere. I present your latest Turkey Day fight: Devil Fish vs I Accuse My Parents (with short The Truck Farmer).
Helloooooo magnificent tournamenteers, I hope you all had wonderful weekends! After a short break for the last couple days to allow round 1 voting to wrap up, we’re back with the winners. Each of these highest-voted episodes will go on to round 2 this week.
Day 1: Eegah! vs. Boggy Creek II — EEGAH WINS!
Day 2: Swamp Diamonds vs. Devil Fish — DEVIL FISH WINS!
Day 3: Tormented vs. The Touch of Satan — THE TOUCH OF SATAN WINS!
Day 4: The Day the Earth Froze vs. Laserblast — THE DAY THE EARTH FROZE WINS!
Day 5: Pod People vs Parts: The Clonus Horror — POD PEOPLE WINS!
Day 6: The Rebel Set vs. The Sinister Urge — THE SINISTER URGE WINS!
Day 7: The Painted Hills vs. Horrors of Spider Island — HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND WINS!
Day 8: Secret Agent Super Dragon vs. Night of the Blood Beast — NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST WINS!
How did you do? Round 2 begins today, and voting on each match-up will be open for three days, so get your opinions known while you can!
In today’s battle, round 1 winner Eegah faces off against another grunting, sweaty hero of dubious intelligence, the legendary fifth season effort Hercules. Have at it, MSTies!
Hello, devoted tournament voters, and welcome back to your Turkey Day 2020 Tournament. Today’s match-up is the last of round 1 — it happened so fast! Voting will close out for all of the round 1 competitors on Sunday morning, so it’s not too late to catch up. Here’s a handy list of the battles so far.
Day 1: Eegah! vs. Boggy Creek II
Day 2: Swamp Diamonds vs. Devil Fish
Day 3: Tormented vs. The Touch of Satan
Day 4: The Day the Earth Froze vs. Laserblast
Day 5: Pod People vs Parts: The Clonus Horror
Day 6: The Rebel Set vs. The Sinister Urge
Day 7: The Painted Hills vs. Horrors of Spider Island
On Monday, I’ll announce the first round winners and pair them against round 2’s remaining new contenders. After that it’s on to the quarterfinals! Are you excited? I’m excited.
Many of you, on social media and in comments right here on MST3K.org, have opined that you’ve yet to vote for a winner, and with one or two possible exceptions (optimism!) I’m right there with you. It’s been interesting to see how some of y’all can’t fathom Turkey Day without certain favorite episodes on the docket every year, while others would love to see the lesser-known experiments get their due. This year it all comes down to your votes, however, so the result is in your collective hands.
Anyway! Today’s contenders feature leading men who aren’t what they seem. We’ve put the season five spy “thriller” (it’s not that thrilling, but it IS very funny) Secret Agent Super Dragon against season seven’s festival of Steves Night of the Blood Beast (with AMAZING short, Once Upon a Honeymoon). Have at it, MSTies, and I’ll see you on Monday with the round 1 results!
We are a week into our 2020 Turkey Day Tournament and the fur is really flying! Yesterday we saw The Rebel Set go up against The Sinister Urge, and while voting is open for a couple of days yet, it’s hard to beat Ed Wood, and The Sinister Urge holds the lead. Voting on all of the first-round contenders will close this weekend, so if you’re not caught up, now’s the time!
Today’s battle features two movies in which location is a character all on its own. Horrors of Spider Island is a much beloved adventure into a tropical utopia with a minor infestation problem, but I also have a soft spot for The Painted Hills, MST3K’s only Lassie film, and which includes the short Body Care and Grooming. I never said these choices would be easy!
Tomorrow I will reveal the final pair-up of round 1. Round 2 will match the round 1 winners against the eight yet-to-be-revealed possible contenders, so the field is still wide open! See you then.
Hello again, Turkey Day superfans, and welcome to day six of the Turkey Day Tournament! We are only a couple days out from the end of round 1, at which point I’ll be announcing the winners and pairing them up for the next series of battles.
Yesterday we pitted Pod People up against Parts: The Clonus Horror, and a lot of you opined on the difficulty of this choice — I’m right there with you, as it was a difficult one for me as well. Perhaps unsurprisingly though, longtime fan favorite Pod People maintains the lead at this time.
Today’s competition is a pairing of two experiments that get a little less attention than some: the fourth-season bank heist tale The Rebel Set (with short Johnny at the Fair), against the sixth-season Ed Wood-helmed celebration of criminal deviants, The Sinister Urge (with short Keeping Clean and Neat). The shorts alone on these two options are *chef’s kiss*, but only one experiment can advance. Your votes decide!
Saluations and welcome to day five of the Turkey Day 2020 Tournament! Yesterday we paired off the iconic Joel episode The Day the Earth Froze with the Comedy-Central-era-closer Laserblast. The Day the Earth Froze has a narrow lead as of this writing, but this could easily change in the final days of voting.
Today’s battle is between the beloved season three experiment Pod People and the lesser known but brilliantly funny season eight offering Parts: The Clonus Horror, which is notable in part for its makers having reached a settlement for copyright infringement with DreamWorks when the latter borrowed its plot for the 2005 dud The Island. (If it’s good enough for DreamWorks to — allegedly — steal from, it’s good enough for the folks on the SOL!)
Regardless, both experiments feature unsympathetic characters facing otherworldly horrors while making it difficult to root for any of them to survive. One has Peter Graves, the other has Trumpy. Both feature a lot of commentary about noses. The choice is yours.